Fuck Up

// noun

EN Hmm, do we really need to explain this one? I guess everybody has done a fuck up at some time in his or her life. It means you do something mildly or horribly wrong. We're all human, so we make mistakes. And if someone does fuck it up, we help him or her fix it asap and try not to make the same mistake twice. Knock on wood!

NL Hmmm, moeten we deze uitleggen? Ik neem aan dat iedereen er al eens een boeltje van maakt, Mr.Beans of Curb-your-enthusiasm-stijl. Het betekent dat je iets een beetje of net heel erg verkeerd hebt gedaan. We zijn allemaal maar mensen, dus maken we al eens fouten. Als iemand een fuckup veroorzaakt, helpen we hem of haar om alles zo snel mogelijk weer recht te zetten, en proberen we geen twee keer dezelfde fout te maken. #thatswhatfriendsarefor

What's with this lexicon?

Digital transformation, Artificial intelligence, Robots takings our jobs, ... my GOD what a scary time we live in! Right? No, not really. We live in a very exciting time of endless possibilities, of genius new answers to questions we haven’t even been able to formulate... Some people just want to make good money by starting a fire and then being hired to put it out. We don’t like that at Bagaar. No apocalyptic vibes for us, we’re too zen for that.

The intelligence game will be won by those who know how to ask & answer questions critically.

Technology is evolving at a crazy pace, absolutely, and sometimes it might be a bit mindblowing, but don’t worry, humans are still the writers of this story, we decide how it goes. At Bagaar we help our clients every day to gear up for any technological challenge they may be up to, we have a very big toolbox of digital answers to their problems and are very happy to help them in writing their own story. This time we wanted to do something not only for our clients but for everyone, our moms, the guy at the busstop, politicians, journalists, whoever may be helped with a little free knowledge.

Core message here: Trojan: Nice for the greeks, not for you.

So, we wrote this lexicon in the assumption that if people would have more information, and a bit of guidance, they wouldn’t have to feel so helpless when hearing about Digital transformation, MVP’s, Frontend, AWS, Trojans, UX, UI, ... (Que?) We assembled all the buzzwords we use on a daily basis and tried to give a down to earth, simple explanation for each of them. Take it with you, read through it when you’re waiting on a train or getting your nails done and next time somebody starts a fire, you just blow it out yourself (or if it’s too big call Bagaar).

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